Eternity
2025
**½
Director: David Freyne
Cast: Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Callum Turner, John Early, Olga Merediz, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Barry Primus, Betty Buckley, Ruairí O'Brien, David Fleming
Joan arrives in an afterlife where she must decide where and with whom she will spend eternity. Two men are vying for her affections: Larry, her husband of 65 years and the father of her children, and Luke, her first husband who died young in the Korean War. David Freyne's fantasy romantic comedy has potential, but it's obvious from the start that these three annoying people are not worth my time, and I didn't end up laughing once in their presence. The film attempts to examine memories, regrets, and the meaning of love, but without much inspiration. The outcome of the story is utterly predictable, especially because Joan has absolutely no chemistry with one of her husbands.