The Big Hit

Director: Che-Kirk Wong
Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Louis Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate

A Hong Kong-style action film with characters who talk about things like masturbation and video rentals. If John Woo and Quentin Tarantino were dead, they would be surely be turning in their graves. Mark Wahlberg plays a hitman who tries to balance between his demanding job and his two needy girlfriends. This expensive mess offers preposterous plot twists, clichéd characters, blatant overacting and continuity errors, among other things.