Bad Boys
1995
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Director: Michael Bay
Cast: Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Tea Leoni, Theresa Randle, Tcheky Karyo

A depressingly unfunny and infernally loud action comedy about two black detectives, one a womaniser and the other one a married man, who switch roles in order to add complications to the plot…sorry, to protect a murder witness. The story is stupid and illogical, and the whole thing is too boring to even pass as no-brain entertainment. This film laid the foundation for my lifelong dislike of Martin Lawrence and Michael Bay, and the sequel Bad Boys 2 cemented it.